Scottish Watches Podcast Transcript #26 : The One Where We Talk About Tight Holes

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welcome welcome welcome to Scottish

watches podcast were on episode 26

catching up with everybody catching up

yeah it’s a farewell remember those fear

groans oh you would have liked the six

of seven plastic resources already big

cage next to the tiny English of thing

this is back in the Victorian here this

is before the electricity power to

arcade game aha and you had like the

ways your veins on the horses would

always be the one back then it would

catch up there’s this any of this ring a

bell at all I have not seen us in any

museums no we are catching up we are on

the rails we are hard in fact we should

probably actually just have a wee look

you know before we’re taking for a few

people I was gonna say I’ve not actually

observed how many episodes everybody’s

done but we must have over ticket we

must be close to love and watches of it

thank beating them we are we head over

to work with taking love and watches on

the inside mhm and if you view me you’ll

be causing it on now who’s next

14:20 may actually be neck and neck with

them who knows okay and there and who’s

in the distance to brought watch snobs

or they’re up at one hundred and twenty

five hundred and twenty is like yeah so

somebody can do the maths and work out

how many weeks of production at this

piece or you know if we did thirty a

week or four a week how quickly I think

we should do a deal in neutral Daily

News sure if there’s a demand for a deal

in you sure you knew we are there

because well I’m healing all the time as

people are like less than toys in the

morning and they’re gonna work now

listen and toes when I coming back now

listen enticement in the German people

just obviously door of any life

whatsoever only problem is that if we

were to do this every day we would have

to talk about more than just watches

some more so guys remember well that’s

true but then his videos are like a

waste in a minute all he does like three

or four shows a week for another Pope

yeah please two more so yes he could he

could display pencil sharpening and I

would say there were no pencil

sharpening Co action with Tim Moore so

it’s a living

it isn’t it it’s not much of a living

yeah have our have you never been to the

pencil museum in Kendall no I can’t tell

if you’re being serious or not no no

there’s a pencil Museum in Kasich I’ve

got a load of famous pencils

Neiman scraped on them personalized pain

so are you talking absolute shit just

now no no no seriously they hold on

because so you you’ve talked about your

tractors you’ve talked about well this

that crap you’re talking about last time

some bottled championships over in

Canada Oh a horse shoeing or shoeing

farrier World Championships raise local

railways moto really hit a Yenta for

today no no no but you know something

for the summer for you just ask your

kettles at the home in no sorry the

classes their classes also anyone over

there I mean I know it sounds like the

world’s most dope thing but I paint so

museum it’s actually it was a factory

they meet them I just like to thank you

for waiting the gap of coolness between

me my motorbikes my leather jacket and

you in your pencil collection just

because you think you’re an extra from

Greece actually having said that you put

you post up which you didn’t get a

comment that I made on it I probably

doesn’t ignored you

no no no cause you said her cocaine and

it was a post of your Omega so it must

have been in this Tuesday yeah I don’t

get that joke it was a rest shot what

that I was referring to the fact that

you would like one of these American

high school students from the 70s that

wore locator colorful jackets with a

funny card cuffs on them and you are

making some kind of reference to do with

ancient fashion I just ignore that

that’s just what you need to figure out

if I can’t be bothered replying to

something up in any brain work and I’ll

just show you ha

because then I guess the other idea to

continue the conversation about oh so

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huh apart from that how are you how are

things I’m fine I’m fine I’m good some

good health okay it’s my Health’s fine

I’m fainting the flab and we’ll age

slowly no I hope that you had some

health issues well health issues did you

hear that heart I hope that you will get

obese the UK and you watch in your rust

and playing the string mastery over yes

hey it was an additional free coughing

fit just I didn’t follow from good

measure yeah I took delivery of the muff

and it is lovely is that his name Murph

and I delivery of the Hamilton morph

which is the interstellar homage watch

kumoi between whoo dinky and Hamilton

and I got one

that’s an enormous edition packaging

because you know I’m just a sucker for

that sort of thing and it turns out the

e the limited-edition package in this

absolutely Rock and it’s phenomenal I

thought it was just gonna be like a

limited edition cardboard box is I can I

saw it behind you still a plastic box

but it is pretty cool so that’s the same

parent company as Omega who gave you the

biggest boxes in the world that it’s

true yes I suppose I should have

expected that that this is kind of all

make oh right but anyway so opened up I

think the only thing I have noticed and

maybe always not of course enough is is

I’m limited edition packaging I think

it’s two and a half roughly two and a

half thousand but it’s not number than

anyway mm-hmm I can that can see but

anyway there we go

so got the watch I thought that is crack

and it’s 42 millimeter so proper size

hey I thought right we’ll put that on

unbuckled it from the cushion it was

really tight to unbuckle even put fast

and finish and really tailor starts fame

yeah so it says in say a scene then put

it on my wrist and tried to tighten the

buckle strap was it was just a brand new

leather strap on the last hole

it’s not the highest it’s not the

highest quality strap it’s perfectly

adequately it’s a decent strap but it’s

not like excuse generator running well

here yeah yeah so you can tell can you

so put it on thought that’s a bit moose

where my watches between my you

experience are you aha yep line it’s ok

gonna go wish for just a

oh you don’t like it when people buy new

experiences oh yeah yeah yeah

is it me that’s rubbing off on you I

don’t know or is it you that’s rubbing

off on me are we slowly morphing into

each other or is it like no Ikes I’m not

gonna go with that now I’m stopping this

analogy analogy is stopped

continuing with the story continued so

tightened the the watch strap I’m a

Trekkie I can get to the next hole she

said to the next pootis the next day who

on the strap uh-huh and sent the watch

keyring across the room as the spring

bar detached from the top top of the

watch from the 12 o’clock position so

yeah a field in the first place put on I

then had a look at the spring bar and I

would see the spring bar is ever so

slightly too short by the hole in the

watch strap is really really tight in

relation to the width of the spring bar

[Laughter]

no are you sure this wasn’t just a bad

dream because I remember once you go

rolling around in this world looking for

a spring ball attached to the worse

though good of a light day that that

room the end of the story

how’s that going store today I’m skew

see I go sorry I doubt the watch is

lovely what great room happy days let’s

move hot and well I was just like a bone

to pick with you know over done well as

well you’ve not done so let me let me

recap sense

GI Nuri yep when we started website the

podcast blah-dee-blah

you have had aa swatch Picasso isopods

watch a secret alpinist

a gorilla wandering Earls a Hamilton

moth and the horizon watch now that’s at

least search new watches and you have

written deck

Norah Hughes nothing you have done zip

what is going on that’s that’s not true

I’ve done what I’ve just not reviewed

any of those watches any of those

watches I’ve asked you okay cool so I

have a nice have you been – have you

been to any red part events in Glasgow

or any red by me Edinburgh or any ESL

teachers or Boswell’s have you been a

nothing let out

no just me then just me okay just do

them well you get you you’re the one

with eeks you’re the one with the

expense account – this guy you don’t

want to access this guy’s watch his

credit card did you refuse to let me be

signature news to me the same just

because you bought one watch and written

one review and that was in Tuesday

really I did a review on the dawn gray

no I sweeted uh-huh

so I’m two up how many watch this year

one I have completed my quarter of watch

reviews versus what it bought so they

are well I thought this I I will stop

shucking my responsibilities so a great

opportunity for you to be a roving

reporter for the changes data me and who

theater you forward the email to me from

order seen come to arm still diamond

look at watches let’s go to Amsterdam

usually you the HEPA Tappan leather

jacket quad doji drinking doji smoking

point you go to Amsterdam not this place

but interesting good times are done why

did I want to go to I’m still time to

look order swatches I’ve just seen as

well so last week well true if anybody

out there would like to go to Amsterdam

honor over behalf drop a that shit

though no not paid no you have to find

you there is no Peter K a if you would

like to go and represent sky swatches

then so long as you can give us proof of

life that you actually a real person

human and can you know right and stuff

or at least use a keyboard then get in

touch with us and you can have our

invitation to

the free terrible war is for table watch

isn’t that for tables what just watch

how many watches you stick with here

would you I was gonna say I was

expecting that invitation to have our

weight at disclaimer at the bottom

saying we still buy anything on the

night and try to leave the country with

that yeah it’s for sale watches an horas

event in Amsterdam if you would like to

go on the Scotties watched invitation

give us a show that’s good

so although you have not actually

written in US and you you’ve can i sat

back as gob just hated to be clear

review thing last thing so all the new

stuff there’s been same I’ve written

more articles in the last week than you

have remember that we’ve had the first

of April I feel what a friend well yes

you did okay no I suppose you short for

the moon and ended up in her Styles I

did better than some to be fair will

join her tell everybody about that’s

amazing article you’ve put on the

website well we decided on the shaggy

dog story only proof ooh okay I decided

on the shaggy dog story as being what we

should do for April Fool’s so we thought

let’s pick a brand Matt being mind

nobody knows you and STR but is the

least lately to Sue’s if we start using

some of them intellectual property and

we decided that Moser was clearly the

great winner because if they can’t take

a humorous prank the expense or lovely

the expense then we’ve got no chance so

we picked on Musa and just ran a series

of stories Instagram post in the run-up

to 1st of April indicating that our

first collaboration watch was geodes

and they reviewed it and eccentric said

you can read this to articles in the web

site in numerous Instagram posts about

that you can follow the thread but Sir

Pratt well I’m pleased we caught quite a

few people I hope yeah I was growing

right that got raped to the bottom of

our article before the realize that we

were completely on the windup by

releasing a limited edition Musa watch

called

houki that poit tunes and if you don’t

know whether word buki means then giggle

Buki it’s a Scottish slang word and you

can realize that the other watch was

called the gallows

so you want to google for Scottish slang

the gallows and the bouzouki Rickey’s

was the big icky Maine was the gallows

subtle deaf a subtle differences in the

clowns and the watches then you can have

a read at that but we got a really great

response on today messaging and on the

post from Edward Mellon who is the chief

executive CEO family member of of Moser

who appreciated the joke at what was

slightly his expense and promised not to

sewers and promised not so he he forgave

us when we asked for forgiveness on the

amazing did you also notice the official

Audemars Piguet I couldn’t go involved

as well I have to say it took me a week

while I really had to investigate as to

what was going on there in case somebody

was managing to pretend to be them and

it’s it’s sort of the official APA ké EP

have two semi official accounts but

they’re both blue Tex and yes as we

started our lead-up to the 1st of April

a couple of days before people were

suggesting we were doing tartan war

cheese which actually was what we were

doing an EP suddenly jumped into the mix

seeing basically stop stealing our ideas

and you had a conversation with them so

yes that was a bit surreal very surreal

but a well so sizzle but I had taught

them back but I knighted him we’re

talking about trawling that guy that

appeared in our Instagram DMS asking if

one of us could just send one of our

watches to him oh yeah yeah no that was

interesting did you say no it doesn’t no

no but he was after you be LNR he

thought that we would send he just

appeared I mean you started the

conversation yeah and and you took the

baton and run Rafa and I decide to run

with it and just see how far it gets Oh

am I still get his home phone number I I

gave him or wors but I stopped the

conversation I was about to give him the

phone number of somebody in a well-known

watch brand in Scotland who’s

NIEM also begins with Richard so that he

could phone up said boutique and asked

to speak to Richard and see how far he

got but III declined that would be our

an authorized dealer of the Rolex as in

Glasgow an authorized dealer of robux

and Glasgow whose owner happens to have

the same name as ice yes it’s so shout

out to that particular shop in their gay

arcade yep a so yeah yeah I’m not quite

sure of what you expect to happen I

think you probably persuaded them to

give us a few dollars but I decided that

maybe he was suffering from slight

mental health issues or something so

just leave them to it well let’s see it

was our schnapps or perhaps that is true

yes so if you wrote the case remember

the chaps name or easin telegram handle

off top ahead yes it is listening it is

bizarre how it would be really

interesting to know I see who our direct

message stream day looks like

and we get three or four things add a

really nice comments questions all those

sorts of things and we were small we

have small fry if it really interested

to know just what Chung some of these

beggar boys the barking jacks or hooting

keys or a book to watch it’s whether

you’re receiving and they’re under dm’s

they must get some absolutely crazy

stuff st. well what are the April Fool’s

things did you spot from the other guys

there was a few there was some pure

efforts there was a couple in particular

that were like yeah that’s quick get a

Adrian a barking Jack was involved in

quite a good one but it’s just an

Instagram only one which was about a

spatial cream for your wrists to meet

them look much better in all the rest

shorts that you do I thought that was

quite cleverly teamed up back up like

Otherworld no and instagramers whose

names I accompanied forget but have a

look on Ian’s

page for that who dinky did quite a good

one

I mean was which was about sieving

salmon and about how salmon are becoming

increasingly endangered because of the

overfishing of salmon for the supply of

salmon day old watches which was bang

haha yes or that one eh

was it fun was what was fun the worst

one I thought was Seco in breast

you know because the Fannie’s at sickle

who at this press release it was always

good well no it wasn’t because not only

did they put an in at the bottom of it

and the URL for the website address it

was let’s say call us a.com forward

slash place forward slash april fools

and even though they did that because

all these Fannie’s on facebook and

instagram thinking it was real yes it

was a bit of a giveaway that in the

actual press released it mistakenly and

way if the fact that it was an April

Fool it was quite a good attempt at one

and this was going to be the race crack

our fee swatch mm-hmm which I don’t know

being a main seekers new placing

structure goodness knows how much we do

what they would have wanted for us yes

that was quite pure a far in it was a

good idea but it feels miserably yeah

the table went early with a row X

announcing the discontinuation of the

sub which I gave was that was a

reasonable effort the in was interesting

for me it was a blog to watch right I’m

not I’m not sure of what was good on

there but a Leo Adams has written three

thousand words I mean he must have been

either he’s written it because he’s been

flying back from Basel completely J why

I mean it’s a very good article but it’s

three thousand words for an April Fool

jokes what’s all nonsense and it’s about

Omega returning to the moon and

depositing a shared Lord of speed mass

was on the moon for somebody to find

eventually and all the rest of it but

it’s the use and words listen III I got

through more I skimmed all over and read

most or but it was entertaining but it

was three thousand words I mean April

Fool’s would have been over by the time

most people would have been if if the

Rayleigh debates ice chunks a little bit

fun I’ll tell you something they’ll make

our home towards an April Fool’s joke

I don’t know if you knew but that’s one

I started to get pointed out by our

Nashville reporter rattlin Daniel

Wellington a large Catalan right she

said to me on Facebook have you seen the

omega page on Instagram no I haven’t

this is good Chico and the business

black-and-white photo of I can a young

skinny don’t know youth some days

slightly younger than me

I want younger than you and he was

sporting some Omega thought okay then

she said read the comments and every

single comment was about this game

apparently it’s Cindy Crawford son and

his name is Presley and for some reason

is doing some work for Omega because his

mom nigga or as an ambassador or friend

of the brand but everybody in the

comments were going bananas with us

because apparently a couple months ago

this guy get done for drink-driving okay

and I don’t know if Omega doesn’t know

this or didn’t care about this but there

was hundreds if not thousands of

comments and every single one was like

who the hell’s a sweet guy why is he on

here and do you know about his drunk

driving childhood he could have killed

somebody

if he’d had them right and then idea

later or make a deleted up okay was an

April Fool’s joke but it wasn’t was he

just promoting the brand or a particular

watch hopefully it wasn’t the three to

one movement the most important watch it

no as news in the last two decades no I

have no idea I have got a screen capture

overlook is karellen it obviously sent

me now and Facebook that was an

interesting one that they may be hoped

had there been an April Fool’s joke and

wasn’t good goods so yeah April Fool’s

passed without too much incident or

tragedy other than that yeah there are

some good efforts I thought I got an

April Fool’s joke from floor lane

alright okay because he may submit you

see podcast is done well the guy is like

I don’t know if he’s like comes on and

apart a little dimensions but every so

often you get a reflow do Victorville a

number of station and then it goes radio

silent sorry okay David if you from ever

TVs listening Suzanne yes he’ll be it’ll

be deep in some sort of research project

for Omega or siku or somewhat just have

been late if I he’s probably just being

wary of we were let’s see that Omega or

so yeah watch group will happen nothing

that’s right he’s probably when we just

been way over there

either battery maybe tried to breach the

nd that made them all sane and so he’s

been locked up and I do like the hmm

what we do Swiss watch do I look like it

probably have table service at least

very expensive table service yes and

talking about very expensive table

service I observe I’ve talked with

Baselworld the market seems to have

decided what Basel world was like I

think all the reports that I’ve watched

have seen have generally given a thumbs

up mm-hmm but I think a lot of that has

been down to Omega and or a swatch group

not being there did you know as well as

like me talking about Lisa yeah she I

mentioned this on the podcast we talked

where I spoke to Adrienne from bar

tonight we recorded life and in the

subsequent one we recorded a few days

later on everything I said then that has

come true early on insight so and what

people seem to be attributing how much

they enjoyed the show to the fact that

there was actually lace there so they

could actually spend more time from a

journalist point of view actually go in

meeting greeting and that because Omega

where and swatch good weren’t taking up

the entire Center and I read this week

something I didn’t realize is that

partly the reason why all the stuff was

in the middle that swatch group normally

are you peeping before is that Rights

Watch Group are normally in the middle

of the hall their main brands are and

then not kind of spread there with all

the birds you know and that this year

that was a big seating area yeah water

feature actually the reason that that

was there is because Omega had already

paid for the space and in fact had Omega

naught paid for the space the me will

have moved

other brands into the space that’s we

opted because you would think when you

booked space our trade sure you wouldn’t

have if you pay for space I’ll trade

sure you don’t usually have concrete

plans of where you’re going to be you

know always in the same space every year

yeah they are but unless that’s written

into your contract when you’re actually

getting your space allocated then you

would think that did we just move people

around

all they would refund them have

obviously the one refund on the money

but don’t refund them so it’ll be

interesting see with the next

knew that if that was correct whether

they actually do firm up that Central

arcade because I think they’re late sub

right wing benefited from the not being

there because you walked in the front

door and all you could see straight in

front of you was the big break line

Yelling’s that’s right so I’ll be

interesting to see whether they’ve

ricotta but a lot other reports seem to

have been the folk of really enjoyed

that and actually that’s been because

there’s been West they are and you just

be able to get round and see more things

and spend more time however at the more

important end the market has marked down

the owners of Basel world by quite a

significant percentage I think it was

something like their share prices gone

down to the lowest number eighteen years

so this exhibition center which is very

dependent on on Basel is not having a

good time and we’ll probably be losing

his shaved a lot of money so I’ve been

tracing you see how they get around that

in terms of three more money next year

well I did a lot of research because I’d

said in the heat of the moment when I

was at North Adrian that I thought that

Basel world was the only Shore and that

complex because every year when you go

in it’s the exact same buildings or

structures and sayd in the exact same

place but the exact same bets and bobs

and I was wrong apparently they use that

whole Center for different things so I

don’t know will they store all these

pop-up buildings and then bring them

back and recreate them year after year

but this coming cos MCH group yeah I

mean they were valued a number of years

ago a half a billion Swiss francs and

they’re no don’t to under a hundred

million Swiss francs so I can probably

trade my blue alpinist for them because

it’s such a limited edition I could

probably sell my Batman for the

commonplaces good produce there you put

your Batman together with my output us

and we can take over the world so it’s

good take a little Basel waddle didn’t

convert it to Scottish watches sure

Scottish watches bad well lesson do we

really want to get I think we should get

her isn’t there must be a wee corner of

Basel world no everybody forgets is

there a bit wait the Zenith guide will

the equipment in the in the loft there

Zoe corner or Basel waddled where

they’ve actually got stands no so we

could just say a lot about could

do you think we could sneak in and do a

pop-up okay you know you get these folk

that do go to my gardening you’ll not

know that this fool to do what’s go get

our gardening do you you don’t hang

about this subject have you ever heard

of guerilla gardening no is this

something to do be a new watch

no it’s i’ma have a mixture of my two

favorite pastas watches and gardening so

people go along to high streets or

whatever and they’ll just take up at

that tarmac and plant some flowers

it’s called guerilla gardening anyway we

could do like guerrilla scorch watch

these pop-ups down that basil or 20 20

so we’ll just take along like fulltone

people cheers a weave you know all that

kind of fool don’t stuff and we’ll just

go into a quiet corner and set up see if

anybody in security notices and then all

the cool people can just come along and

sit with us and we’ll just play the way

they were

it’d be like Scotty’s watches meet up in

Basel world do you think we should do

this no it’s not a good idea no basis

not a good idea I may even go the

biggest bad a be a good point bill bit

me God so yes so that’s Basel world is

that while the overall impression

appears to have been positive from

everyone attended the market has marked

I’m a write down in terms of value of

the company that it’s hosting it so

we’ll see what impact that has going

forwards well I think not me actually

bounce back because there’s been so many

armchair pundits that we then and we’ve

seen all the videos and probably held a

couple of podcasts people that no

offense wreck I know you do actually go

to shows were in LA but people that

don’t go to show is throwing the road

and and saying things about all that was

a wash true Ivanovic blah blah blah

there was a lot of that but the guys

like you said that when enjoyed it

immensely

the brands that will they enjoy the

extra exposure and I suppose if you were

to go along like had done in previous

years I’m quite methodical but her go

around things I’ve done events for years

but somebody turning up see a journalist

or member of the public they may have

that whole formal thing the fear of

missing out that there’s so many brands

and things to get round that they only

spend a couple of seconds a couple of

minutes walking around town areas

whereas this year you got to enjoy you

got to speak to people you got more over

you know it’s like a

you’ve got so many movies available to

your Netflix you don’t know what to

watch there’s nothing on

and if you’ve so many channels those

less to watch because there’s just so

much so maybe it’s about like that and

that’s Gio do you know what people have

managed to slow down the pace a little

enjoy things and the brands of Matt well

again because rule Lakes and Trudeau

released crap other brands of mice to

step in and get some more able so I

think will happen as yeah I was Tina we

don’t just know but there’s all these

brands look at what the core of this

year I’m pretty sure that all ste rate

Lynn we’re gonna make a decision shortly

in all the rest of I think we’ll sign up

for next year and will be a rebound and

which ties a little bit with what you

were telling me or fear about AP and

some watch pricing yes Jason mean and

just Thanos on watch box or near

Thursday show I’d been looking what been

having market prices and had noticed the

same thing that I had noticed in

analysis that we do which goes on the

website generally on a Monday or Tuesday

which is the EP prices had certainly

stagnated in terms of resale and gray

market and the question was being asked

of is this a cooled 1159 effect has that

actually damaged the rest of the brand

not a sense that it’s taking a fall off

or has it just been a basal effect and

for the king of two weeks are gonna get

really nobody’s paying any attention to

what EP and in this case like some Omega

are doing so analysis I did on Monday

which we published late on Monday which

suggests that actually the EP well it’s

stagnated for a couple of weeks the

price demands have no have no started to

rise again but within the marketplace

the mean thing that is driving and it’s

just nuts

degree and the use market is your

delightful beer and our no vintage

Edition know that it’s been retired so

are you planning and buying a house or a

speedboat when you sail your bln are I

was thinking of booking myself on a

SpaceX flight I may go to the moon I

think and then and then teak I see that

there’s a pond what you do is you sell

your beyond our mm-hm

you use the money to go on a SpaceX

flight and you wear your Apollo

eat was it contest yep you will your PO

eat and actually take into space and

then when you come back with that

there’s actually been in space yeah I’ll

be worth a fortune in fact if I me be

Elio Adams is or something here maybe

we’re messing that tracking what we

should actually be doing is be gang

together to send a load of speed masters

on the first Branson or SpaceX launch

and then we’ll we pin a fortune by

sailing them as actually having been in

space exactly we should boomers or

something I had I wouldn’t say an

argument I had a chat on one of our

Instagram post but I’d put up talking

about the the place of Batman’s and all

the rest of it and they would rise and

it would be that’s Nova that some guy

took it upon himself to reply and tell

me I was talking oh shit and to watch

what happens so I get obvious the rise

of taken in the past for trait has been

nuts okay if you look at our market

numbers they have virtually 80 or 90

percent of the upward drive in the

market has been beyond our and bizarrely

beyond our rule so the the Pepsi as well

I think I just been dragged along yep at

the same time I think basically

stabilized oh and it mate dumps lately

but it’s no discontinued that’s the fact

so there aren’t any more common all

these and I’ve seen a lot of people

really first off because they’d put

their name down in a waiting last a year

ago and know they know that when they

get called up after get called up

they’re gonna get offered the Jubilee

and a lot of people don’t have a strong

opinion between which one I look better

I’ve never seen any of them in the

Jubilee forgiveness I saw one of them oh

yeah okay that I’ve not seen the pic

I’ve not seen I don’t think we know it

yeah yeah give her eight their name so

as if somebody can go and tap the door

and that’s w-what what is it wait to get

I don’t want to say anything negative

about those to the legislature was I’m

Jerry no mate at the last there we go

again who I made that red bar Edinburgh

the euro nah he runs he’s a pilot and he

has got a really cool Instagram account

of amazing watch was on it he’s good

basically they’re if you got to go and

buy the baseball card say of baseball

card sets and have the best collection

I’ve got he’s got out of rule exports

models everything but I’ve seen the the

Pepsi Jubilee which is pretty much

exactly the same as a weight gold was a

different obviously bracelet honor and

I’ve said before I don’t appreciate it

except the colors are very nice and the

Jubilee Pepsi seems to look better

because it’s brighter colors than the

black and the blue on the Jubilee which

doesn’t either it doesn’t work because

of the color scheme it doesn’t want

because you’ve had in your brain for so

long that’s so that’s what she’s

supposed to look yes I mean it’s like

meeting your uncle and he’s weird not

Scott thank you nothing

so oaky not quite sure where that now

she came from but fair enough with

regards to that was a buddy to memory

that me I’ve got another Instagram

thingy to talk about did you see that I

got myself banned from Grants equals

page ah I had heard a rumor that you’d

had a bit of a run-in with the grand see

who people

yeah who’ve taken a bit of a dislike to

your dislike of some of their products

well I don’t know if it’s some of their

products it was one in particular

they’ve been hammering this release at

Basel I Nina appeared on my newsfeed

consistently and it is the grand secret

20th anniversary which Accola

is the the chronograph GMT do you know

what I’m talking about

well they’ve completely confused me I

thought I was getting a handle on the

various see Corinne G’s in terms of

grand siku and then within Segal the

whole party thing the prospects thing

the tracer I’m no completely confused

again so this is the grand cycle this is

the one that works late it’s the one

that’s getting looks like his guy can i

mahogany wouldn’t like a bentley

dashboard

dial right okay and then what they’ve

done is what I said in my comment on

their advert was something on the lines

of s Luke’s about Lake House or a 90

sports car fantastic exterior looks

great performance but Jesus Christ that

interior is horrendous because it looks

like they have just put every dial

engage you could possibly find

20 year old Subaru Impreza tarball and

thrown on a dial it’s got like all these

offset dials and it’s get the per

reserved gauge and all this stuff

everywhere and it just looks like an

absolute abomination so I said that and

like I can’t see the pitch anymore

yeah when we’d imagine that seeing that

about that makes him upset and I was

just trying to help in this I’m just

trying to so this is the grand see

called GMT 20th anniversary the ground

cycle Spring Drive 20th anniversary a

limited edition chronograph GMT and

high-intensity titanium get a right it’s

not real what that can disagree with you

but your analysis not even is

symmetrical let’s just wait flying is

another way a busy watch I don’t mind

it be an asymmetrical but that is a busy

bee mm-hmm

yeah I’m just they’re not quite sure

what see about that other than and how

big is it

it looks like it’s a monster I’m not

sure on the size the what out the what

I’m looking at is this one that think

they’re naming like the tiger or the

lion or something because of the way

either it will excite the far right the

the the the fee so I’m not sure that the

main culture is gonna catch on mmm but

yes I mean I yeah okay it’s not pretty

this week it’s not a real release of the

pork is it it is not to think is what a

number of people were hoping for from

sequel okay I was hoping for but to be

fair Oh 500 pieces were wait twelve

thirteen thousand dollars they really

have lost the ploy see whoever me yeah

yeah I mean some of this I remember that

grand sequel event we were are hmm I

mean there was some very expensive pcs

there that were kind of like ap money

into unfinished in terms of the gold and

the deals and they were lovely they were

thirty or forty thousand paint and I

could see the value in that

yeah but this as a thirteen thousand

pound chronograph I mean that just opens

up so much competition that is within

that price bracket well I mean I’m not

under presenter in the pricing but there

was the Bulgari oak to finesse mo GMT

has the suppose anything and a crammed

on chronograph GMT all these different

features and functions and the dial on

out looks decent

so yeah it’s about $17,000 about $5,000

more but once you’re in the market for

spending 15 grand and a watch the

chances are it doesn’t take much for you

to be in the market to spend 17 grand on

a watch and I think if it was between

this and the Bulgari I’d definitely go

in for the Bulgari mm-hmm Boca dear

Bulgari there are so many waters brands

really people don’t know how you

pronounce them well that lead under

something I told you or Fiat again that

was given yeah yet that doesn’t

congratulate my earlier segue so we’re

gonna congratulate you too much in yours

well it’s not the deal on the watches TV

and there were no reports and Basel

because this is what you’re gonna hear

about for the next couple of months this

is just a reality of life what’s not

okay so he just comes to deal with that

and Mark had been interviewing the guy

from Carl F baccarat and I’ve helped

people pronounce ices Busia and all

kinds of weird things and always thought

it was boo Caracas when I mean across to

Geneva with the guys in January we ended

up in a place called hooker

I’ve given up I mean I started the

podcast calling it Omega because that’s

a we people in Scotland pronounced or we

go no it’s Omega and Omega and who knows

who knows what’s going on and another

mess pronunciation well not really a

mess pronunciation I think you is

somebody mess held me when I was over in

Basel yeah but I was over in Basel with

Kristen either bow yeah that nobody

calls it bowel nobody bow world our

world that’s a lot of shit because I

remember people telling me and Edie’s a

couple of years ago before I first win

it’s called bowel I’m thought as a as I

say ah yes well the football team is

whenever you hear about the football

team playing it’s always fair to his bow

the guys that run the show and Basel

call it Baselworld

right that’s just realities but I was

over there speaking to kress and I’d

mentioned as mention the last podcast

about going and seen the squally watches

and because Chris is from Pollak he

thought I said swarley

and it was only half past nine in the

world exactly

it just woken up the rest renunciations

nuts but squally after I there they go

again I mentioned squally in a previous

podcast and Sutton

everybody else is talking about

everybody’s talking about squirrel 2

Broke voice knobs they mentioned the new

releases you had mark from Long Island

watch that the video told him that you

releases he’s actually got some good

video of the things I was talking about

an equal exam and even James Marsden on

the latest hood thank you radio he was

talking me an instant squirrely as well

I’m just a trendy dancer I didn’t

actually get to that but a little

because I fell asleep I thought I wasn’t

too this with dinky with James that

might be quite interesting and I think I

drifted off yeah so I don’t know if that

was to do with being very tired or if it

was just a smidgeon doll it just took

quite a while for them to start talking

about what she’s I think I do I actually

think I got as far as them talking about

what and gives about 40 minutes and the

only reason I kept last thing was

because I like x-men I like all the

kanima released off and DC you know that

love Westworld that was the surprise TV

show hit for me and he started he

dropped a couple of hints and tips that

he news talking about and the ditalion

was IWC and all the rest of that so I

don’t listen to Phil thing and it was

pretty good but yeah Jesus Christ it

took forever it was Washington listening

to other people’s podcasts maybe they

don’t get at things quick we wait to

think of ourselves as intro talking

about watches very much

I don’t know that’s actually what we do

do know it’s usually two seconds of

ventral music music with you talking

show of the top wall but then me taking

a peso of your age in your weight a

little bit 10 minutes and a move on 10

watches then watches and that seems to

work but someone in Formula speaking of

who thank you radio they will put ink in

general they drop the good video with

John Muir

which is five years after the previous

one the man made who dinky yeah well

yeah it was it was their meal ticket

when they deposed and I Hammond the even

less than James Martin says it was

because of meeting John Muir and an

airport and talking about watches he put

James on to hoe dinky so that was a good

connection yeah that’s another good

video check out well link in the show

notes and I thought it could have been

an April Fool’s joke but I don’t think

it was watchin Allah is TGV

or Ben Gentry video he basically all

bets on you is the hotel key or shady

you really went for them didn’t have a

voice at eg video for a while but and to

be fair he completely suckered me into

it because the image on the video is him

holding the blue openness I thought

however you watch of this just well I

was actually just this morning we look

at this and he got to the bit and he did

the thing I hate which is if you’re

gonna talk about another podcast name

the podcast okay unless as actual legal

reasons

everybody knows who he’s speaking about

at least have the guts to see who dinky

I don’t not like anybody I’m kind of

frame the chat in general it comes with

being looking like Santa Claus but if

you’re gonna talk about he was talking

about the alpinist and it being once by

sequel in partnership with this other

organization that did something or do

something or a bit a little bit a little

bit we kind of thing and like just name

them to see with her dinky what is the

problem do we really think that we are

that big in terms of YouTube that is bad

to name other other are it makes me so

mad

it makes you just look like you forgot

what they were called it makes you look

like an idiot just name the people

forgiven to seek if you’re gonna see

something that at least have the guts to

name them if I’m gonna say something

about TGV and that don’t wait listed or

whether I’m gonna say TGV I didn’t like

what you had to see her that you know

I’m not gonna see anything actionable

okay you can see I didn’t what you had

to see not name them just makes it look

like you forgot their name it makes you

look stupid

sorry right over all the obvious about

to bring in nice funky music and feed

you again but you gotta just at that

point ago there I have to evacuate well

done big man saw yeah T TV who has just

come out of the dungeons of YouTube for

still in people’s photography and Ben I

mean take you know for hermit on ruined

and in through mod holding key with her

using the name but then obviously talked

about the hotel key open his watch and

saying you can see who I’m talking about

in one of my other videos I mean what

the hell was our fine I mean his video

was also really it was it was shit it

was probably the washed watch he he

fools joke at the start as well is just

not very fun in my disdain and dislike

for him can I goes the intros do you

mind idle watch them I just fast forward

I don’t understand maybe if it wasn’t

him forever I would understand the whole

dinosaur thing but I just don’t get it

so I just think no I just fast forward

whatever I watch them to that so yes I

thought that was a particularly

interesting video and I’m hoping that

there might be an art you’ll actually

come back at because there’s unlikely to

be or who’d think you come back at it

because really all of those are the

proverbial hooding issue when it comes

to these things and the routers it’s

because of all these jealous you know

the reason he’s not naming the

Mississippi’s enemy sorry I’m good I’m

not I need to take the time watch suitor

and said that room I do sorry I’m just

I’m so looking forward his next

copyright strike so you have to do with

videos for me bill you’re right

everybody does take poll shows so thank

you because they’re the biggest guys but

I’m gonna take her no I’m not gonna take

a poll show I’m gonna I’m gonna mention

an article they’ve got that that can it

made me feel a little bit better about

the way that you look and now was it

does elongate for people that were a

puzzle this year and you had taken a

pleasure to me because I had joked and

we haven’t Raynaud’s jeans tee shot I

left a little joke at no tail and Ewan

said you know were you the washed dress

personnel then I showed your full video

Adams that proved otherwise and they

have got another article that has got

photos of all these people at bars well

that I never saw

I must have messed the fancy dress

competition but there were some real

strange looking folks did you see that

for a few apatow saw it this morning a

particular late the guy who was in the

green track suit which was me well

actually was probably a really expensive

track suit and trainers with the Green

Richard Mille or Richard Miller watch at

the same time black male Richard Mayo

hey I thought that was a stunning get up

but I just wanted to see you on the Elio

Adams comment I watched a video of him

last night

reviewing best things of Bazell I think

it was with an enough chap and he was

wearing a sports jacket and I can’t tell

from YouTube whom waked it but I went

onto the YouTube video and Cobain didn’t

say the Elio Hema what happened to the

tracks what’s this he got all you could

all gentrified you got rope OH

the sports jacket somebody like that I’m

hoping it was him seeing the joke

yes there were some corkers yeah in that

who think your article they see me do

this every year they did one last year

and it was funnier last year because

they put all these photos up and in

somebody commented saying ray okay

father it was 10th full don’t go Weldon

the GMT it’s a fake the hand strikes

wrong that’s brilliant

yes so somebody in the art department of

would think you hadn’t been able to spot

the feet watch so delay judge got a

point sounds like nothing but good thing

to see if it her dinky no it is great

job the thing is they don’t why they

don’t pretend they do what they do the

growing as a business they are doing

more for this hobby for enthusiastic

yeah more than anybody else I can only

know about things see above them TGV

another hunt well you’ve just held what

I’ve said about him aerial items love

the gay bats I think his style is

brilliant he doesn’t hold bias he just

tells it like as and that’s came to the

way we’re seeing different divisions

with under watch Robbie you get the

pretenders that make videos have got

blogs have got YouTube thing blah blah

blah whatever that I’ll just doing and

are creating a persona for themselves

and who knows what it’s for is it to

make money is it to gain recognition and

then you get people are just open honest

to tell it like it as and I’m just there

for a good team and that’s pretty much

the camp that we said and that’s what we

want to take it forward I was thinking

about theirs briefly last night as I in

my musings as I was had a quiet movement

was a wonder at what stage will the

watch journalism podcasting youtubing

world get to what point what happened

that someone will jump ship so it

happened sort of in the past when TGV

had a few thought that want to learn

them and they all kind of sport up might

do something like like Federico and all

these kind of things but at what point

will somebody actually do what we refer

to in Scotland as a more Johnson and

movie

and move your what point will somebody

chuck the dummy a parameter who dinky

and then suddenly appear a blog to what

start batting for the other team batting

for the other team

so I wonder what stage in all of this

an evil watched evil geese and we do

that somebody will actually go like so

you know what that guy or girl at that

publication

I want name videoing for me hey you’ve

got who dinky a blog to watch that are

big business are proper businesses

fratellos not really in the seemly

because it’s really a you know a is a

Jewish from what I understand and you’ve

got the likes of monochrome and these

killing guys so I don’t think I create a

critical mass yet but one day someone

will decide to poach someone from some

other publication so who can be free

transfer you to is really if what I’m

asking oh you keep trying to swab me for

Cartland if you could work for any of

the rest of the people she go for who do

you think has the most fun a rating

revolution I don’t know if my body could

handle him and I cocaine I would have to

absorb to work for everything for

different reasons

oh thank you because that they access

they have to I’d love to sit down and

speak to Robert Downey jr. about his

career and his watches

John Muir has been great Mario Andretti

he was good giant Nicholas the golfer he

was good as well and in a bloke to watch

because the rough ready they don’t care

they don’t follow any predetermined

lanes given them by PR agencies and

companies revolution because it’s very

high-class high luxury there’s a lot of

cool stuff there I don’t know I’d like

to film stuff for Matt Farah I think is

that all the cool cows he gets to play

with yeah that’s a good point actually

yeah Matt would be a good tomato bigger

get to work for at some point I would

imagine it shows that I’m not against

it’ll not like to work for the urban

Gentry but pretty much anybody else I

wouldn’t like to wash up to luxuries

underwear after a trip to Bangkok I

wouldn’t like to do that you know but

everything else is fair game

okay well we’re not breaking up the band

quit yet so we’re all right for a few

more episodes well just to thank we’ve

got a good few new contributors coming

up we’ve also been

crushed offline by a few people that are

interested who they make things for the

watch industry whether we boxes or

artwork etc so you’ll see some of that

coming to the fore but there are some

good new contributors or you

pre-ordering a coffin for yourself yeah

a handmade coffin I think they’ll need a

particularly large bit of oak for that

one Oh yard in your toilet heels to buy

the core the big clock is ticking Thurs

it’s almost 11 15 8 on your life is

heaven 15 8 see I do wonder see now

April Fool’s joke there are a number of

hidden jokes in there so a prize for

spotting the numerology joke that exists

within our our coverage so if you go

back and have a look at the two articles

there are a number of hidden gems or was

it they call them Easter eggs that’s

right

hey it’s a profit time here it’s Easter

there are a number of hidden easter eggs

in our April Fool’s coverage so if you

manage to spot them you when absolutely

nothing because we have nothing to give

away but the Eagle just kudos if you

mind to support them and messages as to

what they are but I you were leading me

somewhere there what were you talking

about each we’re talking about

contributors that’s what we’re seeing

lots of good contributors like a dude

few new ones coming up as well we’ve had

some suggestions for some apps they’re

rockin articles one that will hit the

website by the time this goes out we’ll

be one about it so we’re a very short

gay – what to do when you’ve suddenly

decided that actually attending you

watch meet up a red bar or E a watch

gathering of some is something you

actually want to do what is the

etiquette of what you should wear so I

look out for that but I’ve got a couple

of great authors including a Canadian

who’s gonna come on and exploit it gonna

troll us all Canadians he’s gonna

trawlers and the POW whitest we possible

and then he’s gonna rate and lots of

nice articles for us he has already

saved me a couple of suggestions of

things that he wants to do and some of

them are absolutely extraordinary so I’m

really looking forward to some of the

Articles that this particular chat

is busy painting away from us and I’m

just trying to remember I think it’s him

I think it’s a Canadian chap whose wife

is a professional editor

so those bugger blimp of God so we’ve

got a problem

houston we have a problem so a game is

our enemy the game is up we are you know

how you have those dreams sometimes

where you wake up a cold sweat wandering

out one day I’m gonna get phone down one

day I’m gonna get phone do that I really

don’t know what I’m talking about that

Dee has probably just don’t come with

the other anything we might make it

Jeff’s or 27 or 28 but after that games

probably bulky and it’s cotton to the

podcasts or problems for you yep I will

just pass off into the dark universe

together

so yes some great contributors coming up

keep an eye out for them some good

articles we’d really appreciate it if

you put some comments on the articles

come pick a fight with us really for

exactly Instagram account at Scottish

watches has really started to rock in

terms of some good comments and some fun

we’re having in the chat on that we’d

really enjoy it if we were able to also

do that on the Articles they get

published so please don’t be shy give it

a try comment on the articles well I

think that just about wraps things up

apart from one last question

mmm-hmm what are you reading on the rest

pile a Pam – 3 C or 2 – 3 or 3 – to the

1950s GMT legged just back just bike and

I’m done well just back on the list I’ve

done with all these sequels and all this

new stuff

the Pam’s where it’s at that’s it so

that’s probably you know the palms doing

these days for resale value well as soon

as they didn’t buy it for their a retail

course it’s doing very well thank you

very much I seem to remember a certain

YouTube that you have seen that they are

sinking like led balloons at the moment

yes I think that was mr. Stan or some

people encouraging that mark thank you

very MUC it to claim Josh that’s he’s

there for well I’m just waiting at the

casio g-shock fullmetal today Gigot so

cause you go to the gym again no no I

was there last night as you saw on

Instagram or somebody I did right to

flog me some new water balls did you see

that yeah

I briefly scrolled past the Instagram

comments today and in the way that your

eyes kind of can focus on order words

you pack up all I could see was them as

they seem to be getting mentioned a lot

I hadn’t been a full of like a watch for

we well couldn’t visit with our staffs

upper upper part of the g-shock

fullmetal the 5000 on my other decent

water balls can ask the aussie thing

that keeps your that’s called just put

it on and some guy jumped in and said ya

go that’s place to buy your balls from

these guys I don’t work some really

listen I’m not shelling for them to

check out I thought it’s about strange

but ok chills

so checked out and these bottles that

this guy recommended for 25 quid each

and I thought I get mean from Asda for a

fiver so I said I’ve come in from a

staff Reviver and any comes buying says

yeah but it’ll break because it’s from

Asda I’m thinking well I’ll just buy

another 4 of them and I’ll make up the

[Laughter]

happy there’s no the Instagram page is

really kicking off and we’re getting a

lot of interaction with people and in

just people locally for a Scottish

website podcast etc etc we’re getting

lots of interaction from I got an email

from a gentleman in New Zealand I think

it was the other thing saying he just

stumbled across the the podcast loves

that you’ve had some interaction with

some Australians and all the rest of it

as well yep so yeah it’s all gone well

very chuffed go but I think we will let

the listeners get on with their lives

because we’ve been talking shit yeah

well okey-dokey well thank you very much

for listening

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goodbye from me and it’s goodbye from

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